I DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY GRANDCHILDREN!

A gang of swindlers are out to con OAPs in Berlin’s Spandau district by claiming to know their grandchildren. But Renate Bergmann’s not having any of it: “I don’t even have any grandchildren!” she replies on the doorstep.

Renate joins forces with Ilse and Kurt to fight back by collecting evidence (“Fingerprints, yuck. Dirt is dirt, after all.”) and tries to keep Gertrud away from Spandau’s most attractive policeman.

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  • Publisher: Rowohlt Taschenbuch
  • Release: 21.08.2018
  • ISBN: 978-3-499-27434-3
  • 208 Pages
  • Series: Die Online-Omi
  • Author: Renate Bergmann

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I DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY GRANDCHILDREN!
Renate Bergmann I DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY GRANDCHILDREN!
Dagmar Morath
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Renate Bergmann

Renate Bergmann lives in Berlin. She helped clear bombing debris after WWII, worked for the East German state railway, is a household professional and a four-time widow. In 2013, she took to Twitter and began microblogging about her insights and exploits. Her books, meanwhile, have won over the analogue world. Torsten Rohde , born in 1974, studied business administration and worked as a financial controller. His Twitter account @RenateBergmann, in which he tweets about Renate’s exploits, became an internet phenomenon. His book Ich bin nicht süß. ich hab bloß Zucker , published under his pseudonym Renate Bergmann, was a phenomenal success, and was followed by many other successful books and reading tours.