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A volume of short, offbeat plays by Max Goldt that develop a very special comic energy. For those who like their stage comedies slightly less conventional …
Planning A Journey In The Morning
A bed. A man, chin dotted with stubble, and a woman, nose dotted with freckles, wake up.
Man: I dreamt you cleaned my motorbike. Let’s drive to Fuschl!
Woman : Where’s that?
Man: On Lake Fuschl.
Woman: What is there to see?
Man: Fuschl Castle.
Woman: And what are we going to do there?
Man: Go to the Fuschl Cafe.
Woman: What do they have?
Man: The original Fuschl Gateau.
Woman: How much does a piece cost?
Man: Three Fuschl fifty.
Woman: You mean three euros fifty.
Man: Yes, of course! Did I say something different? "
